Monday, January 25, 2010

Kids Say the Darndest Things


1/25/10




Anson always has funny things to say.





A few gems that my students have managed to spit out...


“How are you today?” – Me

“I’m hamburger” – Frank


“I hurt my arm.” – Me

“I hurt my ass.” – Elan


“Froo salala” – Andy (supposed to be fruit salad)

“Wegetable soup” – Sky (supposed to be vegetable soup)


“Can someone tell me a their favorite method of transportation?” – Me

“Firetruck” – Ivan

“Underground Light Rail.” – Matt

“Police car” – Davy


“Bye, bye Buffy Laoshi.” – Steven (Laoshi is teacher in Chinese)


"What’s your favorite fruit?" – Me

“Guava.” – Jerry

“Waterlemon.” – Jeffrey


On learning about Halloween…

“Who is this?” – Me

"She's a bitch!" - Cindy (supposed to be 'witch')


Texas: Dekesasi

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