Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Catch-up and Christmas

12/29/09

Before coming here, Hallie and I planned to stay an extra week to travel (before returning back to the states). We’ve talked a lot about where we wanted to go and finally made plans. The weekend of January 14-16, we are going to Harbin. Harbin is a city in Northeastern China, which essentially makes it a part of Russia. There is a big ice festival during the winter and we are going to see it…that is if we’re wearing 10 layers of clothes. After we finish teaching at the end of the month, we are going to Hong Kong. In addition, we’re taking a day trip to Macau, the Chinese Las Vegas. Flights and hostels have been booked, which is a relief for now.

The holidays have been pretty unworthy of mentioning here. I’ve said this before, but Thanksgiving, Christmas, and now New Years don’t feel like the real thing. And I think it’s best this way. However, we did celebrate and enjoyed ourselves. On Christmas Eve I worked and came home to get ready for 7 PM church. A few teachers were going to this expat church in the French Concession. About 30 minutes before leaving, Ashley (a teacher-friend), calls to tell me that the service is in Chinese. Whoops…we beefed it on that one. So what does one do when placed in this predicament? We go get a hot toddy. Hallie and I met up with Josh and Becky at a bar/lounge called Cotton’s. It was laidback, besides the Chinese family who let their kids take control of a microphone, and we got to just hang out.

Christmas morning Hallie and I got up and made some coffee. We bought some pancake mix at City Shop (Western supermarket), and planned on having an American breakfast. I brought a touch of home to the pancake-making extravaganza, by doing an old Joe Golias tradition. I made Hallie a personalized pancake in the shape of an ‘H’ and made a ‘B’ for myself. After, we opened our stockings that Hallie’s sister, Mariann, sent us. She got us some great stuff! Thanks Mariann!!

I got to call in to the Christmas Eve party going on back in Big B and found that everyone was trucking on without me. Lee came to realization that I wasn’t going to be there while I was talking to him on the phone. “Oh, wow. So, you’re not going to be doing this with me this year…” –Lee. I know it was probably a feat to juggle our happy guests without me, but it sounds like everyone managed. I got to talk to Devon, Mike, M&P, and my Mom. So nice, but made me miss everyone!

The morning continued with a movie: Meet Me in St. Louis. Hallie loves old movies and I made every attempt to soldier through, but I failed. It’s inevitable. No matter how good the movie is I’m bound to fall asleep. I think she’s probably tired of telling me what happens at the end of movies. After our mid-morning movie, we ate at Element Fresh. It was amazing as usual. We came back to the apartment and asked each other what we should do next? Hmm..answer was easy: Mad Men. I have watched more TV and read more books here than ever in my life. It’s crazy and makes me feel like I’m in dire need of a social life. When you get so attached to TV characters that you think about the show all day, cough Dexter, you may need to spend some time out of the house. Anywho, we ended Christmas night at Liz’s apartment (teacher-friend). We ate cookies and stuffed in one room with a space heater to keep warm. However, we didn’t think of one particular problem we may run into. We had the heater, Christmas lights, regular lights, the TV, and DVD player all running at the same time. Recipe for blowing a fuse. And yes, it happened. Thank goodness for my ghetto cell phone that has a flashlight feature and an old Cosmo. We took turns reading the embarrassing stories that guys turn in with my cell phone. Merry Christmas?

The day after Christmas (for me, Christmas Day back home), I got to Skype into the Golias Christmas get-together. Gammy informed me that everyone was too full from eating all day so they were having pizza and opening presents. Although not traditional, I still missed getting to see the fam. Hearing everyone’s voices will hopefully pull me through January!

It snowed all day on Sunday. I thought that was worth mentioning….

Snow: Xue

Monday, December 28, 2009

Things I Miss Part 3: (Things I Thought I’d Never Miss or Need to Miss Edition)

12/28/09

*Wearing high heels

*Texas’ mild winters

*Driving everywhere

*Wearing dry clean only clothes

*Dirty 6th

*Clean air

*Dishwashers

*Sleeping in a normal-sized bed

*Functional Air Conditioners and Heaters

*DVR

*Going to the movie theater

*Ovens

*Meat

*Hulu

*Being able to be warm at any given moment

*Dryers

What time is it?: Ji dian?

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas



12/25/09
shèngdàn kuàilè xīnnián kuàilè!
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!)


Sunday, December 13, 2009

M&M Take China

Mimi, Mom, and I at the Jade Buddha Temple in Shanghai

12/13/09

The decision had been made long before I left for the Far East. Mom and Mimi were coming to visit. Their trip seemed like months away, but before I knew it, December 3rd was here! And the adventure began…

Thursday:

I got through my day of teaching and was so anxious to see my Mom and Mimi by the day’s end! I left my last class early to rush home, pick up my luggage and Hallie. We hopped in a taxi to Pudong and we were on a way to Xi’an. If the flight itself didn’t give me enough anxiety, my bizarre health escapades added to my panicky behavior. While I’ve been feeling better, my sinus and throat congestion reared its ugly head and nearly sent me into a panic attack on the plane. (The closest I’ve come to losing it…shakes, thinking about the worst possibilities, etc.) Thank goodness Hallie kept me under control. We landed around 10 PM and I finally got to see my Mom at 11. The excitement expressed when we saw each other was one for the movies! My Mom, English-speaking people, and a Christmas tree were all in the same room. Perfection.

Friday:

We woke up early in our luxurious hotel with robes and slippers and all. The four of us headed to a huge breakfast buffet that looked amazing, but my throat kept me from eating some pretty awesome food for a good part of the weekend. Mimi, Mom, Hallie and our tour guide Serena (yes, she named herself after Gossip Girl), got in the van and went to the Terracotta Warrior factory. The factory was filled with special clay, sculptors and painters, and mini warriors for sale (cough, marketing ploy). We bought some warriors for people back home and we were off to see the real thing.

Our crew finally made it to the Exhibition and we bundled up to see the action. (Xi’an is located in central China and further north than Shanghai, therefore: it was cold!) History note: Emperor Qin Shi Huang requested that he be buried with these thousand some-odd warriors crafted out of clay to protect him in his afterlife. We’re talking over a half a million workers in the BC era creating these large statues for this Mr. Qin. Back to the present, Serena bought our tickets and we headed in to Pit number 1. It was the biggest of the 3. There were archers, warriors, charioteers, generals, and horses on display. There were thousands (6,000-8,000) found underground in the 1970s, but not all were put back together for show. Pit 1 was also home to the “Warrior Hospital” where the renovators are putting the figures back together. The relatively new exhibition will continue to grow, just like it has for the past 30 years. Pit 3 was up next. It was the smallest with the main focus being on the Charioteers and their horses. Pit 2 was almost as big as Pit 1 and had cases of ‘whole’ Warriors (figures found completely whole underground.) The detail was incredible! The Pit still has more extricating to do. After viewing all Pits, we met the farmer who started it all. He was the one who uncovered the first Warrior and since then has become wealthy and well known. He posts up outside Pit 2 daily and although you can’t take is picture, you can watch him eat his noodles.

We had lunch by the site and went to a National Museum. The museum contained history and art describing ancient China. Chinese museums do a good job of saying, “{Enter the Chinese city that you’re in} is the best city in the world. China prospered and hit its golden age because of this city.” After the museum we saw Xi’an’s city wall. What was the best view from the Wall? Mimi in her black overcoat and surgical facemask. One of my favorite quotes from the weekend was by Mom (a quote taken from her ‘**Blog,' "Mom {Mimi} is now looking like Eminem with her huge coat, mask, and gansta walk." Hard to find a better moment than that one!

Xi’an is smaller (8 million residents) and has small town charm, in contrast to big Shanghai. We ‘had a rest’ at the hotel and were off to a delicious dumpling dinner. This dinner was one where the waiters kept the food in motion. Borrowing from the great Monty Python and a Nathan family go-to quote, “Bring me a bucket.” After dinner our crew headed to the Muslim Night Market and had a fun time shopping. Mind you, Mimi and Mom KNOW how to shop. With this in mind, Mom brought a rolly suitcase to stuff all our treasures in….mental picture: four white girls, in the middle of a Chinese market at night, WITH A SUITCASE. We all made shoe purchases in this cute shop run by a lady who was convinced we were crazy. The hotel warned us that there would be no taxis available to take us home from the market. Did that stand in our way? Of course not! We ended up hitching a ride with an old, rickety, pedicab covered in plastic and blankets. And best of all, our cabbie was outfitted in PJs and slippers. I’m pretty sure that the ‘pedicab’ was meant for two, not for four plus a suitcase. However, we hopped on board and laughed the whole way home, especially when Mimi shouted that she hoped we weren’t being taken to an ‘Opium Den.’ Classic. We returned back to the hotel and enjoyed a shower with great pressure. Before bedtime, I was present for Skype call from Poppy. Among many of the ridiculous things that came flying out of his mouth was, “Now y’all need to be real careful. I don’t want to have to call Liam Neeson.” (In reference to the movie, Taken.) A lovely bed was in store for a wonderful night of sleep!

Saturday:

We woke up to another massive breakfast. Serena picked us up and we were off to the airport. The plane ride was fine except for Mom trying to ask the man sitting next to her if he wanted any of her food. She was trying to be polite, but the man was clearly confused. (The Chinese don’t really have a humor/personality filter) As soon as we landed in Shanghai we checked into the Sofitel. Then, Mimi and Mom came to see our apartment. M&M stocked our kitchen with great American foods (All my favorite cereals, snacks, and popcorn!). We won’t have to go to the grocery store for a while! After unwinding we went to Element Fresh for dinner, which is a nice American/Western break from China. I went back with M&M to the hotel to prep for our big day in Shanghai. Just before bedtime, Mimi summoned me into the bedroom (I was sleeping on the most comfortable cot ever in the living room of our suite), where I found my mom and grandma watching Twilight. After 10 minutes of explaining the world’s fascination with vampires, Mom and Mimi were passed out and I turned off the TV and went to bed.

Sunday:

Mom, Mimi, and I woke up to an even more massive breakfast than the two days before. I ate way too much food, making it hard for me to move. Ivan, the Shanghai guide, picked us up and we were off to the Yu Gardens. The Gardens are a great taste of old China in very new Shanghai. It’s zigzagged corridors, rich greenery, and quaint pagoda-styled huts make it a tourist’s favorite. It was wildly crowded, but it was a beautiful day! Although we’re not sure how full of it Ivan was, we got some good history about the Gardens. Next was the Jade Buddha Temple, which was amazing. I’ve never seen such a huge piece of jade! One of many priceless Mimi moments…“Ivan, now you’re Buddhist, so do you go to temple everyday?” Ivan’s reply, “Uh, NO.”

Lunch was next at Xi Gardens, located in the French Concession. Mom thought the food was weird, but good. That seems to be the best description for food around here. Our guided tour ended when we were dropped off at the Fabric Market. Then the real fun started. M&M went nuts in the pashmina/scarf/glove shop. They made many purchases for friends back home and my Mom got me my very first pair of black leather gloves! Thanks Mom! Mimi also got a suit made and I got a jacket done. Hope everything fits!

Up next was yet another market filled with lots of junk. However, we found a great pearl shop where we shopped for strands of pearls. Mimi and Poppy bought me a bracelet of misshaped pearls that will go nicely with my Tag watch (when I get back home, for now I’ll have to rock the bracelet with my Wal-Mart, Velcro Timex). We made the big drop-off at the hotel and recuperated. We also found out that the Horns won the Big 12 game! A big sigh of relief was felt…of course we had been wearing our Gameday outfits all day!

I took M&M down East Nanjing Road (right by their hotel), which embodied NYC Times Square nightlife. We also strolled down to People’s Park, which ended up being pretty creepy at night. Whoops! After exploring downtown, we met Hallie at Lost Heaven on the Bund for a nice last dinner. The restaurant reminds me of Tao in New York, but it serves Westerny Chinese food. All the dishes were amazing, but the countdown having to leaving my Mom and Mimi was only minutes away. Having them here was quite the adventure, but I wasn’t ready for them to leave. Their last day spent in Shanghai marked 2 months to the date of my arrival. I can’t wait!

**A hilarious side note: Mom had been corresponding to her friends back home through e-mail. After each day, she would come home and write down a play-by-play for all her friends to enjoy. They called this chain of e-mails “Allison’s Blog.” Hmm….blog, e-mails, same thing? Apparently so!

Luggage: Xingli

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sickness = Hiatus in Blogging

11/30/09

Before disaster struck, Uncle Hal visited Shanghai, which meant Hallie and I got a social life and good food.  The incredible restaurant list included: Lost Heaven, a tasty Western Chinese food restaurant, continued with some of the best sushi ever at a place called Haiku, fajitas at Blue Frog and an amazing show at the Shanghai Circus.  The Shanghai Circus was a highlight if I do say so myself.  I was on the edge of my seat with sweaty palms the whole time!  Between the canister tosser, the motorcycle pack, the contortionists, and the hoop boys, I was really impressed.  But my amazement did not stop there.  After the show, the encore performance took place.  We hopped in a taxi and dropped Uncle Hal off at his hotel.  After that, Hallie and I headed back to our apartment.  But our trip back took longer than expected.  Our taxi driver hit a curb when he accidentally ended up in the biker’s lane.  A loud noise and some Chinese mutter filled the car.  We popped the front, left tire.  And our driver got out in the pouring rain to jack the car up (with us inside) and changed the tire in less than 10 minutes, no lie.  They don’t mess around over here with time!  Best and only tip I’ve given in China…to a well-deserved taxi driver.

As my school week continued I started feeling sick.  I spent three days in bed and didn’t see the light of day.  I got a little panicky, needless to say, but I was reassured I was going to make it.  My trustee lab rats (Dad, Grumpy, and Dr. Galen) and concerned Mom came to the consensus that I had a respiratory infection and gave me the go to start a Z-Pack.  Being sick gives you free reign to be as lazy as possible; a task that I don’t do well.  But, I embraced it for what it was and did a pretty good job of assuming my given role.  My agenda from Thursday through Saturday: watching as much online TV/movies as humanly possible.  I got through Adventureland, Lords of Dogtown, The September Issue, and a whopping seven episodes of Glee.  Not to mention my uncanny ability to MAKE Hallie become lazy too (at a distance, of course).  We managed to get through three seasons of Dexter a little too fast.

So I missed out on Uncle Hal’s last few days in Shanghai, which was a big bummer.  I had a lot of fun being included in his China adventure.  But, I’m feeling better despite my lingering cough that I can’t seem to get to go away.  We enjoyed our first big holiday away from home and managed to have a pretty good time.  All the foreign teachers (ie: Americans) pitched in and bought a turkey.  We each made a side and feasted at Josh and Becky’s apartment, where our Chinese colleagues joined us.  The Americans brought mashed potatoes (Me), pumpkin pie (Hallie), green beans, soup, salad, etc, while our Chinese friends brought sushi, Korean dishes, and a really questionable looking fish.  Although far from traditional, Thanksgiving was ‘lovely’ as they would say in China.  The best part, it felt nothing like the real holiday, so there was no way I could get to my saddest potential.  Sounds kinda pathetic, but it was a grand feast and I enjoyed myself with my new friends.  I didn’t have to miss my family and friends until the next day (Thanksgiving Day in the states), which was more tolerable after the holiday had technically ended here.

My first weekend back in action was spent outside thank goodness!  We went to Yu Gardens on Friday and it was such a delight to see old China in our new Shanghai.  The greenery, the gardens, the architecture was perfect.  Not to mention the HUGE bizarre located outside of the tourist attraction.  Who says there’s no Christmas in Shanghai?  No one anymore!  There were more trinkets and decorations filled on the streets than back in the states.  Hallie and I spent a few too many RMBs on decorations for our apartment.  Plastic ornaments, puffy snowflakes, and our very own artificial evergreen tree now grace our apartment, bringing in holiday cheer.

Saturday we went to the Fabric Market to get coats made.  We have yet to see the end product, but anxiously await our handmade treasures!  I opted for a cream, patched pea coat and Hallie went for a grey wrap one.  Can’t wait to pick them up in a week!  But what I really can’t wait for is my Mom and Mimi’s arrival to China!  The countdown is on and I’m merely days away from seeing them!  They’re stopping in Beijing first, we’re meeting them in Xi’an, we’re all coming back to Shanghai together, and then they’re making a stop in Hong Kong before they head home.

I’m thankful for my health getting back to normal, for my friends and family back home who care about me, for new friends, for a grand, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, for my kids (who probably got me sick, but I love them anyway), for Hallie, for our visitors, for City Shop, for getting to see my Mom and grandma in a few days, for having individual freedom, for being American, and for coming home in two months and counting…giving thanks couldn’t feel better.

Weijing: MSG

Thanks to Gam and Grump for my AWESOME care package!  I will no longer be cold =)

Friday, November 13, 2009

This is Not the Greatest Entry in the World, It's Just a Tribute

11/13/09

‘Northern Winds’ and torrential downpours have swept through Shanghai the past few days.  The temperature has dropped in an extreme way.  Under Chinese law, no provinces located under the Yangze River (ie. Shanghai) are allowed central heating (cough it’s too expensive for the government to fund).  What I mean is that it’s cold EVERYWHERE.  Last night was my first uncomfortable freezing sleep, which resulted in a sore shoulder and a pink nose. {*Sore shoulder: I bought an extra comforter that I usually sleep on top of because my bed is so hard.  Now I sleep under it, therefore sleeping on my rock hard bed.}  NOTE:  Since first starting this entry, we have figured out our “heater” in our apartment.  While it does get a bit warmer, it is still pretty chilly (inside) when it’s really cold outside.

The American teachers from last year told us that the cold in Shanghai is inescapable.  For all who know me well, know that I LOATHE being cold.  I turn into a scary monster when I’m without heat/coat/gloves/hat.  {Sidenote: I used to secretly turn on the heat in my Mom’s house without her or Lee knowing.  If I felt like being really sneaky, I’d do it in the middle of the night.  They’d start sweating while I was de-thawing, feeling perfect.}

There is a temporary cure for my little problem.  Enter: Starbucks.  Western places can operate in whatever way they please.  So after school on Tuesdays at 10:45 AM, I head to Starbucks (about a 15 minute walk) and am greeted with a burst of warm air.  I order my 30 Yuan beverage and take it upstairs.  I plop down on a big cushiony chair while the few Chinese briefly stare but then go back to previous conversations.  I whip out my book, clutch my cup, and read while my hands gain back warm feeling from palm to fingers.  I even put my cup up to my nose and cheeks to get the blood flowing again.

Who knew Starbucks could save me all the way across the world?  The place that once saved me before in all night cram sessions or gave me a little perk before a night out with friends has come to my rescue.  Because of its efforts, Starbucks should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.  It aids to my awareness, kindness towards others and my students, and to my ever-depleting energy level.  Thank you Starbucks for keeping me sane while I’m away.  I owe you a big one.

 Stop talking: Bu yao shuo hua

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Hangzhou and Dad


11/6/09

Our first visitor to China was the infamous Joe Golias.  We have quite the {visitor} list accumulating, including Hallie’s Uncle Hal, my mom, and Mimi.  We started with a bang by having my dad here.  And this is how our time was spent:

Wednesday:

After my afternoon of teaching we met my dad at his hotel off of Caobao Rd.  I was so excited to see him that I falsely identified him as a Chinese man who rolled up in a taxi about 5 minutes before my dad actually came.  We went to Xintiandi (an Expat hangout equipped with nice restaurants) and ate at a dumpling place called Din Tai Fung.  It was delicious and was even written up in the New York Times.  After, we ate Coldstone ice cream.  Because we bought four treats (me, dad, Hallie and a colleague of my dad’s) the employees gave us a gift card for next time and a cookbook…yep.  COFAG. Or COFAW. (*COFAG.  Mel and Leighton’s amazing acronym for ‘Confessions of a Fat Girl.’  I entered the ‘W’ for Westerner.)  We walked around the area, ate our ice cream, and then found a cigar and wine bar.  We sat in there and told Hallie all about our crazy family.  She may or may not have gotten more than she bargained for…

Thursday:

I taught my usual day at Xiang Yang and Jian Guo.  But bolted home to finish packing to catch our 7:03 PM train to Hangzhou.  Dad got to see my apartment and he was either speechless or chose to remain mute.  Child’s bed, flat screen TV, and mis-matched décor may have been why.  We walked to Shanghai South Railway and ate at the new Subway.  This is where the jokes started flying.  My dad thought that when he asked for pickles, which they didn’t have, if China was a Communist country {to the young sandwich-maker employees}.  They looked at him like he was crazy.  This wouldn’t be the last time he asked the question and wouldn’t be the last time a Chinese person stared at him perplexed.

We boarded the train and thanks to Sue, Hallie and I had some serious reading material to pass the time. We opened the fashion magazines and dad said that we looked like we were reading something of utmost importance.  Instyle, Vogue…very important.  We got to Hangzhou around 8:30 PM and checked into the Sofitel Westlake Hotel.  I about fainted when I walked into the room.  Two DOUBLE beds, nice linens, a shower AND a bathtub, TV channels in English.  We had struck gold!  After the initial shock of feeling like a queen faded, we strolled around the West Lake, Hangzhou’s biggest attraction.  It was quaint, pretty, and low key compared to Shanghai.  Our crowd turned in early and I went to sleep after watching HBO and CNN and of course, with my Instyle clutched in between my fingers.

Friday:

Hallie and I woke up early to run in the exercise room.  Felt so nice!  Running outside in Shanghai is really tough on the lungs, so running on a treadmill felt like frolicking around on clouds.  If that’s a good feeling.  After our workout we ate a HUGE breakfast of French toast, omelets, banana bread, pastries, mango juice, and coffee.  The buffet was located on the roof/terrace of the hotel.  So delicious and so beautiful!  After too much food and eating like I wasn’t going to be able to eat for a week, we set out to conquer the West Lake.

We hopped on “The Pleasure Boat” to take us to a couple different islands.  We visited ‘The Three Pools Mirroring the Moon’ and another boat to see Yue Fei’s Mausoleum.  The scenery was literally breath taking.  The one thing that seems to ruin anything about China is the smog.  I could have handled less haze, but the lakes, lily pads, bridges, boats, and fish all tied together a perfect picture.  A hilarious encounter that happens to Hallie and I a lot is Chinese people wanting to take photos with us.  (I know, the closest that I’ll ever come to being a celebrity.)  However, my dad was a littler newer to this game.   A Chinese family stopped us to video/take pictures of us.  Dad got really into it.  He taught them the ‘Hook ‘Em’ sign and was chatting up a storm, throwing in very few, but terribly pronounced Chinese words.  After his final ‘shay shay,’ they gave us directions to Yue Fei’s Temple.  Nice little people.

We walked to General Yue Fei’s Temple. {*A brief history note thanks to Lonely Planet: Yue Fei was a seasoned Commander of one of the southern Song armies who won many battles.  However after some miscommunication, he was executed under the Song court, but was later reburied at this temple.} The Mausoleum was enriched with beautiful greenery, quaint bridges, and statues.  The General is buried under a massive grass dome.  It wouldn’t be a traditional site without a hilarious Chinese tour going on.  This one was old people with purple hats.  You ask, what did my dad do/say/yell around these guys?  In a rough, Texan accent, “Hey look!  Go Tigers!  Look Buff, they’re some Tiger fans here!”

After sweet orange iced tea in individual pitchers and a short rest at a little spot off the Lake, we walked over to The Baochu Pagoda.  After climbing too many stairs, we saw the skinny, concrete monument.  It was built for a Prince so he would have ‘reason’ to come home.  (And it was supposed to resemble a beautiful girl, “Because if it’s elegant and smooth outline.”  It was apparently rebuilt over seven times.)  While Hallie headed back to the hotel, Dad and I took a taxi to the Linyin Temple, Hangzhou’s biggest temple (and biggest attraction, next to the West Lake).  Approaching the actual temple was a long wall with over 450 Buddhist carvings.  Named, ‘Temple of the Soul’s Retreat,” the palace was built in 326 AD.   When we entered the grounds there were tons of people burning incense and praying to Buddha.  After walking up each staircase or incline only to find a bigger Buddha, we finally reached the top.  We saw gold Buddhas with blue hair, bronze warriors with weapons, wishing wells and walls, and thrones fit for a king.  Feeling accomplished, we decided to end our day and go back to the hotel to rest before our night activities.   Little did we know the adventure was about to begin…

So we couldn’t find a taxi to get home.  There were hundreds of people at the Temple, but they seemed to all be on a tour (and they were all Chinese).  The few taxis that we saw seemed to be reserved for the day because none would pick us up.  After hearing, “It’s only ten more minutes to that big intersection,” and “Oh, I think that taxi might pick us up,” and “You know hun, at least we’re going downhill,” we started feeling pretty desperate.  On top that, our mile long detour through a residential neighborhood, landed us walking about 4 miles to civilization.  The empty promises didn’t bother me at this point, but we had already put in around 10 miles that day.  Also, the public bathroom we stumbled upon was a treat to say the least.  After we walked the distance of our taxi ride to the Temple, we hopped in a taxi and went back to hotel to get dressed for the Impression Westlake water show.

The show was really amazing with all the lights and so many participants.  The story seemed to be about a Chinese man with a parasol and a Chinese woman torn apart by ninjas and fish.  All the dancers were skilled enough to dance and run in the water without falling.  Very impressive.  The message of the story may have been a little lost in translation, but was still really fascinating.  The costumes were also ornate and beautiful.  After the show we ‘walked’ to a restaurant and all they had to eat was shark lips and pig ears, so we made a run for it.  We ended up eating a buffet near the hotel and passed out.

Saturday:

After our exhausting day of walking and no taxis, my dad made the executive decision to rent a cab for the day to prevent having previous problems.  Museums were on the list of things to do on Saturday.  We had the pleasure of riding with Mr. Chun who took care of us all day.

First up on our list, we went to what we thought was the Chinese Medicine Museum, which ended up being a huge market of ancient Chinese medications.  (Also called Qinghefang Old Street)  Store after store was filled with roots, hog legs, and herbal remedies.  There was music and performances by Chinese people happening in the small allies.  There were many trinket shops too.  My dad was intrigued by this tacky crystal glass store.  It was filled with cheesy photos of people etched in crystal cubes, hearts, and keychains.  We bought a chiseled glass square with our picture in it.  It’s my newest piece of artwork that sits on my bedside table.  It fits in nicely with my apartment’s kitschy décor.

Mr. Chun drove us to the Porcelain Museum next.  All we kept saying was, “I’m so glad we rented a taxi today.  We would have been stranded out here.”  Which would have been completely true at the Porcelain Museum.  The museum gave explanations about what Chinese porcelain was used for in which period of time.  We’ve found that it’s very hard to keep up with the time periods and which dynasty ruled when.  A lot of these museums are overwhelming with information; much of it goes over my head.

The China Silk Museum mainly told about the history of silk.  We all learned about how silk was made, which ended up being a lesson to all, even Joe!  The silk worm's nutrients comes from a mulberry tree.  Who knew?!  The museum had the different types, structures, styles, and patterns on display too.  Again, each dynasty favored wearing their silk tunics differently.  One liked the front to cross diagonally, while another chose a flat front.  Tomato, Tomahto if you ask me.  However, the ancient tunics there were beautiful and the history of silk was interesting.  The fabrics and colors signified royalty and how things changed over time…

The Six Harmonies Pagoda, named after the six codes of Buddhism, is by far the city’s biggest pagoda.  It lacked {English} history notes so we were not sure why it was built.  But later I found that the Chinese people thought it to be magical.  There are also quaint gardens located behind it.  We climbed up a few levels of stairs inside the pagoda to see beautiful views of the city.

The National Tea Museum was located in the Longjing Tea Village.  Mr. Chun took us for quite a ride to get there and this was our last stop.  And this was when we were REALLY grateful for renting a taxi for the day.  We drove through tea tree field after tea tree field to get to the museum.  The greenery was amazing!  Once we made it, the museum offered us the history of tea, how each kind was made, and China’s great part in making tea become a world commodity.  It also told about many different teas: mainly Green, but also Black, Oolong, White, etc.   All of which China is known for producing. 

After our long day we caught our train back to Shanghai and dad and I ate at a place called Element Fresh.  Good American café that I can’t afford to go to all the time.  What a special treat.  It was Halloween, and I did deserve a treat right?

Sunday:

I woke up early to teach my normal schedule on Sunday.  It definitely went by faster knowing that I got to meet up with my dad after school.  And even better, we had a great plan.  There’s a Texas bar and grill here called Bubba’s BBQ that plays big college football games on Sundays.  The place is owned by an Austin native, a man I accidentally named ‘Mr. Kenny.’  (He goes by Ken, but Mr. Kenny seemed to tickle him and his employees.)  Mr. Kenny uses a ‘sling box,’ a DVR hooked up back in the states, to stream the games.  Located kind of in the middle of nowhere on Hongqio Rd, I set out to meet up with big, bad Joe.

As I walk in, I find that my dad has been there for four hours.  He went early to watch the Florida game and had befriended, well the whole bar.  I saw a couple guys we met through Thomas {Verity} and went up to say hi.  I told them I was meeting my dad and they replied, “Oh, that’s your dad.  Hah he’s been yelling at the TV and cracking jokes since we’ve been here.  That’s awesome.”  Yeah….

So I sit next to Mr. Social and by this time Hallie has come to meet us.  We order a couple of beers and start watching the UT vs. OSU game.  The afternoon ended perfectly.  Texas played an awesome game, I felt like I was at home, I was with my dad, and we ate barbeque.  Our three delicious chopped beef sandwiches were consumed in happy silence. 

Now that my dad left, we anxiously await Uncle Hal’s arrival.  He comes on Tuesday and we are thrilled.  And I’m even more excited come December when I get to see my mom and Mimi.  Living for the weekends and visitors is what my life has been consumed with lately.

Left: Zuo Bian

Right: You Bian


Monday, October 26, 2009

If I Was a Billionaire

10/26/09

If I was rollin’ in RMBs (Chinese currency-Renminbi) I would give Chinese people some serious gifts:

1) WD 40:  The terror of the shriek when a man puts on his breaks is a nail-on-a-chalkboard sound if I’ve ever encountered one.  The motorbikes and mopeds need some serious grease to run smoothly on the roads.  I could handle hearing less excruciating sounds on a daily basis.  WD 40 does the trick for us back home; it couldn’t hurt to use it here.

2) A lifetime supply of toothbrushes:  …and floss, toothpaste, mouthwash, etc.  The dental hygiene is nowhere near where it should be.  I am mainly targeting the audience I know best, children.  Just because baby teeth eventually fall out does not mean that kids shouldn’t take care of what’s in their mouths. (The responsibility lies with the parents on this one).  Although I have genetically cavity-prone teeth, I am proud to say I lost my last baby tooth in 8th grade.  I’ve enjoyed brushing for years.

3) Have the entire city of Shanghai attend Traffic 101 classes:  This should really be my number 1.  The insanity that occurs everyday dodging moving vehicles is beyond ridiculous.  Automobiles, motorcycles, and bikes have right of way.  You basically have to have eyes in the back of your head to cross the street successfully.  Also, on the same note, I would have the almost 18 million citizens of Shanghai attend a basic etiquette class.  Manners aren’t available here.  Things that would be learned in this class: refrain from spitting, control the amount of unnecessary stopping in the Metro, CHILD SAFETY, learn how to wait in line, etc.

4) ‘Not Socks’:  Women wearing these halfy stocking thingys that Dillard’s keeps in a box for people to try on shoes is a fashion statement.  Just because they’re sheer, doesn’t mean I can’t see it.  I would love to give millions of ‘not socks’ out to cure this problem.  Or suggest going sock-less, even springing for band-aids on the ankles if blisters form.

5) A safety-approved baby seat (which is put on the backs of bicycles):  This should be a direct number 2.  The insanely unsafe, unstable, piece of nothing seats that people put their most priceless possessions in is mind-boggling.  There are no straps, no custom-fit, no nothing to ensure the safety of kids getting thrown off their parent’s bike.

6) Milk:  They like ice cream enough; they should love all kinds of milk.  They sell it in tiny cartons, they have little variety, and they don’t carry it everywhere.  The most disgusting part, some they sell on the shelf.  I don’t think that’s very natural.  Unfortunately this means that cereal isn’t prevalent here either.

7) Diapers:  Let’s do away with split pants exposing baby genitals and rears.  Poop on the sidewalk and other indecencies of the sort would also be lessened.  Diapers and whole pants would really do wonders for family and public life.  It would also scare a lot less foreigners to see a mother changing her baby’s diaper, not letting him do his business all over the sidewalk.

8) A standard U.S. umbrella:  Chinese umbrellas fold out and up instead of down and under.  They are less durable and hard to un-do.  The water gets trapped in the umbrella when you close it.  The logistics are a little off.  For the amount that it rains here, they need some sturdy umbrellas.

9) Have mandatory driving classes:  These classes would involve a written and driving portion.  A clarification of signage, rules about blinker usage, and caution regarding pedestrians would all be touched on.  And of course, when to turn your car off and on. 

10) The loveliest gift of all - Kleenex:  I’m tired of seeing loogies on the sidewalks, snot running down my kids’ faces, and lack there of paper products in general.  I’m all for ‘reduce, reuse, recycle,’ a theme we learn in my Book 8 class, but throw a girl a bone here!  The Chinese are terrified of getting the Swine Flu, so if refusing to take personal hygiene seriously could potentially become a problem.

Raincoat: Yuyi